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Fuck My Alarm Clock!
Sometimes your alarm just doesn’t go off, or you sleep through it because you were up late “studying” the night before. Don’t just roll out of bed though, take a second to fix your face before you jump out the door. Here are our 4 essential late-start items
Tresmme Fresh Start Dry Shampoo:use: Transform limp, lifeless locks into healthy, full-bodied hair when you skip a shampoo. The Mineral Clay and Citrus formula removes oil and odor that weighs hair down, so you can have instant salon-quality volume without a drop of water. If you hair is so oily that all it will do is lay flat spray some of this in and then comb out, absorbs the oils that keep bed head looking nasty while adding a citrus scent. Style accordingly after. We found that this shampoo leaves hair pliable so it saves the step of needing any other products to shape your hair.price: $5.29 at Target
Colgate Wisp:use: single-use mini toothbrush with a breath-freshening bead that allows you to have a clean, fresh mouth anywhere, anytime – no water or rinsing required. If you’re really so late that you can’t even wipe a toothbrush across your teeth, pick up one of these. The bead in the middle is similar to a breath freshening strip, but combined with the soft brush allows for a more thoroughly cleaning than just masking horrible morning breath. if you forgot to floss the night before pick between your teeth using the other end and get that funk out yo face.price: ~$2.00 at Target (prices vary by store)
Old Spice Red Zone After Hours:use: it’s deodorant… but seriously pick an extra stick up and dedicate it for those days you’re not so fresh-out-the shower. Using the same deodorant for after shower and after workout will rub all the sweat onto the stick, and that stays there for the next time you apply, so dedicate one for after showers, and one for any other time. Go for a NON antiperspirant. Antiperspirant deodorant clogs pores, hence less sweating, but you’re keeping all of those toxins locked into your body. Sweating is our bodies way of naturally detoxing.price: $3.99 at Target (in store only)
Clean & Clear Oil Absorbing Sheets:use: instantly soak up excess oil and remove shine from your face. Softer than paper, these silky sheets can be used easily around your nose and other area of your face. Use them anytime, anywhere to remove oil and shine throughout the day. Perfect for when you wake up late and your face is a little too oily, but you don’t have time for a full wash, just run this all over your face and watch as the strip turns transparent.price: $4.49 at Target
**Forget trying to put together a look, throw on a gym outfit, and some running shoes (people won’t know you overslept, and they’ll think you look that good after a workout)

Fuck My Alarm Clock!

Sometimes your alarm just doesn’t go off, or you sleep through it because you were up late “studying” the night before. Don’t just roll out of bed though, take a second to fix your face before you jump out the door. Here are our 4 essential late-start items

Tresmme Fresh Start Dry Shampoo:
use: Transform limp, lifeless locks into healthy, full-bodied hair when you skip a shampoo. The Mineral Clay and Citrus formula removes oil and odor that weighs hair down, so you can have instant salon-quality volume without a drop of water. If you hair is so oily that all it will do is lay flat spray some of this in and then comb out, absorbs the oils that keep bed head looking nasty while adding a citrus scent. Style accordingly after. We found that this shampoo leaves hair pliable so it saves the step of needing any other products to shape your hair.
price: $5.29 at Target

Colgate Wisp:
use: single-use mini toothbrush with a breath-freshening bead that allows you to have a clean, fresh mouth anywhere, anytime – no water or rinsing required. If you’re really so late that you can’t even wipe a toothbrush across your teeth, pick up one of these. The bead in the middle is similar to a breath freshening strip, but combined with the soft brush allows for a more thoroughly cleaning than just masking horrible morning breath. if you forgot to floss the night before pick between your teeth using the other end and get that funk out yo face.
price: ~$2.00 at Target (prices vary by store)

Old Spice Red Zone After Hours:
use: it’s deodorant… but seriously pick an extra stick up and dedicate it for those days you’re not so fresh-out-the shower. Using the same deodorant for after shower and after workout will rub all the sweat onto the stick, and that stays there for the next time you apply, so dedicate one for after showers, and one for any other time. Go for a NON antiperspirant. Antiperspirant deodorant clogs pores, hence less sweating, but you’re keeping all of those toxins locked into your body. Sweating is our bodies way of naturally detoxing.
price: $3.99 at Target (in store only)

Clean & Clear Oil Absorbing Sheets:
use: instantly soak up excess oil and remove shine from your face. Softer than paper, these silky sheets can be used easily around your nose and other area of your face. Use them anytime, anywhere to remove oil and shine throughout the day. Perfect for when you wake up late and your face is a little too oily, but you don’t have time for a full wash, just run this all over your face and watch as the strip turns transparent.
price: $4.49 at Target

**Forget trying to put together a look, throw on a gym outfit, and some running shoes (people won’t know you overslept, and they’ll think you look that good after a workout)